Boys Lie

She's Out of My League

Ally Tan @ 2019-07-20 12:15:34 -0700

My friend recently started dating this incredible guy. Smart, funny, and good looking: a reformed fuckboy. So naturally I asked if he had any friends for me. He said he had one in mind, let’s call him Matt. Here is low down on Matt... Matt is a former fat kid. Matt was overweight for practically his whole life until recently, he lost all the weight and became moderately good looking. A good-looking guy, who doesn’t know he’s good looking, perfect. I didn’t hesitate and immediately had my friend schedule a double date. Things went really well; we all went to...

One Year Too Long

Ally Tan @ 2019-07-20 12:11:22 -0700

Are you fucking kidding me. I’ve whispered that to myself at LEAST 15 fucking times in the last 24 hours. Look I’ll admit, I’m not completely innocent in this story. I knew exactly who I was dealing with, but what I didn’t know was how god damn far this was going to go. Let’s backtrack, May of last year I met the sexiest and oddly intimidating guy I’ve probably ever encountered. Look, I believe in the whole “If your personality is a 4... you’re a 4” deal, but this man’s personality was a solid fucking 2. Good news is I...

Found Candy Wrappers in my Boyfriends Bed

Ally Tan @ 2019-01-23 19:58:58 -0800

So this is probably the most awkward thing that has ever happened to me... BUCKLE UP BUTTERCUPS. I have been dating my boyfriend for 3 years and we both practically live at each others apartments. We both went out of town together and when we came back I got into his bed and felt some plastic underneath me. I get out of bed, pulled down the covers, only to find candy wrappers all over his mattress. I literally go to him "WTF, what is this? Are you cheating on me?!". He swore to me he wasn't- and because I am...

He tried to run me off a cliff in my own car.

Ally Tan @ 2019-01-04 16:26:35 -0800

My relationship with my ex was a rollercoaster. We would break up, make up, get back together, break up again, and repeat the same cycle. We got along perfectly when we were sober, hanging out, just us two. The problems always started when any type of alcohol was involved. One summer we decided to buy tickets to see our favorite band perform. For this concert, I told him I wasn’t going to drink and that I would drive us there. We had an amazing time together and luckily nothing went wrong, even though he was drinking. Before I drove home...

Two months after we broke up he started dating a...

Ally Tan @ 2019-01-04 16:10:19 -0800

Two months after I broke up with my boyfriend he started dating a porn star. 3 years later, believe it or not, they’re still dating. Not only that, but when they fight (which happens at least once a week) she goes live on her instagram and records everything. My friends and I always watch with a bucket of popcorn.

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